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Hell bent smirk on world domination. Smart Car Via Wikipedia

I blogged once about the Smart Car. I can’t stand that little turd of a automobile. It’s a death trap for one, your knees are the crash zone for gods sake! And it looks like it’s smiling at me, mockingly. I don’t care if it gets you to the moon and back in one battery charge. I won’t buy one. Ever. Besides, what it does to the environment to make those batteries is a crime in itself.

Reliant Robin Via Wikipedia

It makes the Reliant Robin “Car of the Year”
So I got these in my email:

Reminds me of an 80's Pull Back toy


Smaudi A3-Now all the Yuppies can swagger around AND save the environment!


Smamborgini-Jeremy Clarkson MAY have a tough time fitting into this one!


Smorsche-Perfect for Richard Hammond! Won't have to move the seat up!


Smerrari-Perfect for James May, I'm sure he'll be able to get his trustly little cleaning brush into EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY!


Smustang-yeah, not quite what I had in mind.

29 Responses

  1. Not being a car girl, all I can say is that they are cute. I agree, your knees would break off in a crash. I think Hummer on the opposite end of the scale are dumb too.

  2. Oooooooh, this is suberb :) xxx

  3. Hi there, thanks for stopping by over at What Would Jen Do
    I love the Smaudi, I’d get one1 haha

  4. There is no way on earth that I would fit in one of those little cars. No way. LOL

  5. OMG!! I can just picture all the boys of Top Gear testing these out and debating them. Wonder if they could get across the English Chanel in one, maybe a Smoat. ;)

  6. I also think smart cars are dangerous and stupid looking- but some of those pictures made them look so cute! Like a leprechaun or a gnome or something. Makes me ‘almost’ want one. To put on my mantel or something.

  7. LMAO! All I have to say is that despite how ridiculous it all is, I’d cruise one simply for the reason that no one else could fit in the damn thing with me and it would guarantee me some damn peace and quiet! ;)

  8. That is why we get along. I blogged about smart cars too. Except people posted comments of hate.
    So smart car drivers are evil.

    • Hisss, Evil!!
      I have to find that blog post and see who commented. It was one of my earlier ones, so I probably got like 4 comments. I honestly don’t know anyone that likes them (then again I don’t know that many people).

  9. LOL! This is both hilarious AND creepy. I’m surprised those horses haven’t become more popular!

  10. Not a fan of the small smart cars, they all look like death traps and I don’t know how anyone can feel 100% safe in them. I will take my bigger gas guzzling car any day! The mustang was hilarious!

  11. That is so funny…LMAO
    I don’t even know what to say about those little cars. Can’t relate. Actually I didn’t even know they exist. In Montana I need the big old gas guzzling SUV. My ranch is 2 miles up a mountain road…… I don’t live there anymore but I still have to go there. Trying to get there in one of those would be a joke.

  12. My insurance broker has a smart car, and we drove around the block in it once. It felt bigger than it looked, but I would NEVER want to drive one. I get scared driving next to one…..The other pictures are way cute!

  13. Ha! Only you, Irene! This is hysterical!

  14. Makes me think of the cars Fred and Barney drove. I’d like to test drive one of these Smart cars to see for myself how really intelligent they are. But, if they’re only good for one person, I’d rather stick with a bicycle.

    • I might test drive one just to say I’ve test driven one and maybe do a review on it. I just can’t see them being logical. Maybe over in Britain where the roads are narrow and windy, but not over here. You can probably drive a Mack truck over one and not put a scratch on it.

      Oh, we have the cyclists too. They make me nervous.

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