The Reality of Frozen Pizza Baking

Posted on February 23, 2011 by ryoko861

I’ll let the pizza box do all the talking. For a change.

It's all about reality cooking

Posted in Funny Shit, shit happens and tagged DiGiorno, frozen pizza, instructions for me, pizza, shit happens. Bookmark the permalink.

29 Responses

Bernie | February 23, 2011 at 2:13 pm

*howling* I love it and so true too. Wouldn’t it be great if there were truths on all food? Think about what a package or Ramen might say. *lol*
- ryoko861 | February 23, 2011 at 2:16 pm
  
  Really! We may have something here Bernie!! Hmmm, *off to kitchen to find offending food*.
Manzanita | February 23, 2011 at 2:57 pm

I didn’t know Pizza had a funny bone in their body. But it is the truest thing ever written. I never took a pizza out of the oven without burning my forearm. Good job.
Love and Peace
- ryoko861 | February 23, 2011 at 3:57 pm
  
  I’m going to look around my kitchen pantry and see if I can find anything else that falls into this catagory. Obviously someone had had enough!
Wazeau | February 23, 2011 at 3:05 pm

Delivery… every time
- ryoko861 | February 23, 2011 at 3:58 pm
  
  Homemade…..every time.
chaoticallyme | February 23, 2011 at 3:06 pm

mwahahaha
- ryoko861 | February 23, 2011 at 3:58 pm
  
  *snicker* made ya laugh!!!!
Coupon Queen | February 23, 2011 at 4:59 pm

LOL!!!! That is soooo true, except its not Futurama, its probably Project Runway for me. Thanks for the good chuckle.
- ryoko861 | February 23, 2011 at 5:36 pm
  
  You’re very welcome!
Lynn | February 23, 2011 at 6:59 pm

I haven’t made a frozen pizza in ages…apparently the packaging has gotten alot more witty. It’s alot cheaper than delivery or dining-in, but if I’m gonna have pizza it’s gonna be the good stuff…
- ryoko861 | February 23, 2011 at 7:02 pm
  
  My kids eat it for a snack. But I normally make it homemade. I’m not a fan of frozen myself. I do like certain pizzeria pizzas. My town must have about 8 of them!
Thypolar | February 23, 2011 at 7:11 pm

ROFL….OMG…. (wiping tears away) thats hilarious.
- ryoko861 | February 23, 2011 at 7:18 pm
  
  I’m on a hunt for other things in my pantry I can do that too. It so freakin’ true!
marinasleeps | February 23, 2011 at 8:15 pm

This makes so much sense! Whats crazy is that there is never a ceasing of burst forearms. In my case, not only do I not have a pizza cutter but my oven mits are for shit! They are all holey. So in attempt to retrieve and save the burning pizza, I burn the fuck out of my hands and forearms.
Way to go MOM!
- ryoko861 | February 23, 2011 at 8:59 pm
  
  Oh, that does suck! Buy Dominos. It’s healthier for your arms I think. Ask mom for oven mitts for Christmas and a pizza cutter. Or the health insurance will be needed.
Jonathan | February 23, 2011 at 8:18 pm

Excellent pic – love the bit about forming a story to cover what happened
- ryoko861 | February 23, 2011 at 9:02 pm
  
  It’s not cool to let your friends know you failed epically at baking a frozen pizza. You’ll hear about it for years on end. If siblings are obtainable, blame them.
  - bookmole | February 24, 2011 at 10:52 am
    
    LOL!
Su-sieee! Mac | February 24, 2011 at 8:21 pm

hahahahaha. Now I’m wanting a Papa Murphy pizza. That’s the closest to homemade pizza for me. Though I do love pounding the dough.
- ryoko861 | February 24, 2011 at 9:55 pm
  
  Homemade is my preference as well. I use my bread machine to make pizza dough. But occasionally it’s nice to have a pizzeria pizza!
LBDDiaries | February 25, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Sadly they don’t deliver in the boonies – but I always put my frozen on a pan for this very reason. Better to wrestle with it sticking to the bottom of the pizza pan than burn forearm! Then again, fingers always seem to get it…
- ryoko861 | February 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm
  
  I think people forget that pizza wilts. I’m a victim of the fingers getting burned as well. It’s just one of those incorrigible nuisances in life.
JennyBean | February 25, 2011 at 7:52 pm

OTFLMAO!!!
- ryoko861 | February 25, 2011 at 8:18 pm
  
  I can see Papa doing something like this…re writting food directions.
Emily @ Kibble n' Dribble | February 25, 2011 at 8:03 pm

Oh so very true!
- ryoko861 | February 25, 2011 at 8:22 pm
  
  I think they should put instructions like this on more food items.
Sandra | February 26, 2011 at 5:08 am

Finally a pizza box that understands me!
- ryoko861 | February 26, 2011 at 1:50 pm
  
  They should do that with more food products.